Broadslap

A few weeks ago the delightful assistants passed a sign by the side of the A9 road near Perth advertising a fruit farm and cafe. The place was, slightly disconcertingly, named ‘Broadslap’.

Being of a bold and adventurous nature, the courageous twosome drove off there yesterday for lunch.

The cafe lay at the end of quite a long, and sometimes very rough, road near the village of Dunning. When they got to their destination, however, they were pleased to see that it looked very civilised.

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They approached the entrance with high hopes and healthy appetites.

Hungry assistants arriving at Broadslap

Inside, they discovered a shop selling various pre-packaged foodstuffs and a small range of gift items, as well as free range eggs and locally grown fruits and vegetables.

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In the adjoining cafe, only one of the tables was occupied, giving them a large choice of where to sit.

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They opted for a table by the window at the far end, and settled down to peruse the menu, which came in the form of several sheets of thick printed paper attached to clipboards.

Perusing the menu at Broadslap

Both assistants and their chauffeur were taken with the idea of omelettes, which consisted of three free range eggs and two different fillings to be chosen from a list of options.

Delightful assistant no.1 chose mushroom and ham, while her spouse went for mushroom and red onion, and their chauffeur opted for mushroom and cheese. A portion of skinny sweet potato fries was ordered for sharing between them.

When they had finished their omelettes, which were rather filling, they decided to forego sweet treats in favour of a gentle stroll somewhere quiet.

They drove for a short distance, through the village of Dunning and up the hill towards Path of Condie. On finding a suitable place to park, delightful assistant no.1 and their chauffeur hopped out into the fresh air, while delightful assistant no.2 fell asleep in the back of the car. After a short nap, he got out and joined his spouse who was wending her way back up the hill after a refreshing half hour stroll.

Assistants neat Path of Condie

Although delightful assistant no.2 walked only a short distance, the exercise provided a good stretching of the legs and the stimulating effects of a cool breeze across the scalp.

Assistants at Path of Condie

As they drove back down the hill towards Perth, they saluted a few cows in a field by the roadside. The cows showed little interest, intent on the lush luncheons burgeoning at their feet.

Cows at Path of Condie

Not so Dull

Earlier this month, one beautiful sunny day, the delightful assistants downed tools and set off into northern Perthshire for a day out.

Arriving in the small village of Dull (you can read more about Dull here) slightly too early for lunch, they parked up at the Highland Safaris visitor attraction and climbed out into the sunshine.

Assistants arrive at Highland Safaris

They enjoyed looking at a fascinating scale model of the countryside around them, pointing out things they recognised, before heading off to stretch their legs in the grounds.

The visitor centre has its own herd of red deer, but before the assistants reached the deer park they encountered a fine fellow standing on a heather-bedecked plinth, giving an indication of what was to come.

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Round a bend they came face to face with the real thing.

Undulating paths with interesting features and beautiful views of the surrounding countryside encouraged the assistants to soak up some Vitamin D.

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Assistants enjoying the sunshine in the Upper Tay Valley, Highland Perthshire.

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traversing dusty paths

Along the paths various things attracted their attention. Delightful Assistant no.1 enjoys the scent of flowers (an interest not shared by her dear spouse) and was lured in along the tracks by fragrant blooming broom.

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Small boxes on posts had been set up at points along the way, and visitors were invited to stick their hands into apertures to find out what was inside. Both assistants bravely stuck their hands into a number of boxes, not knowing what might jump up and bite them.

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Adventurous assistants approach a mystery box…
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… and discover nothing more terrifying than a pine cone.

Having had a good bit of exercise on the paths, they wound their way back to the café for a much-needed spot of luncheon.

There were a number of seating choices and they decided to sit by a window in the sunshine.

The homemade quiche of the day was a cheese and roasted vegetables affair, and both Delightful Assistant no.2 and their chauffeur opted for this. It proved an excellent choice.

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Delightful Assistant no.1 plumped for chicken pie, which somewhat surprisingly came as an individual round pie rather than a slice from a bigger plated version.

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When they had finished their food they decided they’d have another little walk in the fresh air before stopping somewhere else for hot drinks and cake. They found a quiet, tree-lined path and enjoyed a stroll in the dappled sunlight.

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strolling along a dappled path

After their walk they drove a short distance to the town of Aberfeldy and sought out The Watermill Café, which they were worried might be heaving with folk. To their delight, it was unusually quiet and they settled themselves down at a large table.

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While they were waiting for their treats to arrive, they entertained themselves with some of the children’s books provided for younger customers.

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The cappuccinos they ordered came with a concentrated scattering of chocolate on top. Delightful assistant no.2 tried to make his into a smiley face with his spoon.

In the cake department, they each fancied something different. Delightful assistant no.1 went for one of her favourites: lemon drizzle cake (it was deliciously lemony).

Lemon drizzle cake at the Watermill

Her spouse opted for a mango and coconut cake,

Mango and coconut cake at the Watermill

and their chauffeur went for a blueberry, coconut and almond concoction.

Blueberry, coconut and almond cake at the Watermill

Feeling very well filled, the merry trio sped home in the late afternoon sunshine, content with their delightful day out.

Bluebells

At this time of year, when the spring blooms are well under way in Scotland, the delightful assistants particularly enjoy totting out and about amongst the bonnie bluebells.

Their bluebell rambles began last week in Galloway, in the south-west of Scotland, where they were biding in a self-catering house for a week’s holiday.

Here they are, tiny, but steadily making their way along a small road near Gatehouse of Fleet one afternoon last week.

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Bluebells by the roadside, Gatehouse of Fleet.

The following day, while Delightful Assistant no.2 was taking an afternoon nap in the house, his wife toddled off into nearby Ardwell House Gardens, to admire the enormous number of bluebells growing in the garden’s woods.

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Delightful Assistant no.1 amongst the bluebells in Ardwell House Gardens.

In places, the forest floor was thick with them.

Ardwell Woods

Back home in Perthshire, three days ago on a beautiful sunny morning, the flower-loving duo took themselves off to look at their local bluebell spectacular, Blairgowrie’s Darroch Wood.

Being a bit further north than Galloway, the bluebells in Perthshire weren’t quite yet at their best, but they certainly weren’t a disappointment.

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Darroch Wood, May 2017.

Not far into the wood the assistants came upon a seat looking out to the west across fields, with a small loch to one side. Keen to take advantage of any opportunity for a little recumbence in a pleasant place, they sat down and admired the view.

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Suitably revived for the next leg of the journey, they set off once more along the woodland path, pausing now and then to admire the floral splendour.

Assistants admiring bluebells in Darroch Wood

Assistants at the start of their walk

In the south-eastern corner of the wood, the assistants stopped to study an information board. They had to queue to get up close to it, having arrived at the spot just after a group of walkers bearing rucksacks and clad in stout footwear.

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Assistants reading Darroch Wood’s information board.
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Rucksacked walkers leaving the information board behind.

Having drunk their fill of information, the delightful assistants carried on along attractively winding paths through swathes more bluebells, accompanied by the twitterings of small birds in the trees.

Winding paths at Darroch Wood

Trekking along winding paths

As they neared the end of their walk, they found a second seat encouraging them to rest awhile and enjoy the view.

Assistants resting on a seat amongst bluebells

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View to the east from Darroch Wood.

They were very ready for their lunch by this time, but being the ever gracious pair they are, they courteously agreed to pause for a picture with a wee chap perched atop a gatepost near the entrance to the wood.

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Delightful assistants with small clown at the eastern entrance to Darroch Wood.

Lunch and daffodils

Last week, on a cool but beautifully sunny day, the delightful assistants headed off to Balmakewan, near Laurencekirk in Aberdeenshire, for lunch.

Having made their choices from the menu, they sat at a quiet table looking forward to their food.

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Delightful assistant no.1 had been struggling with her appetite for a while, but it had started to show signs of coming back.

It was this state of affairs that prompted the visit to Balmakewan, because their fish and chips had proved especially appetising on a past visit and different sizes of portion were available.

She sensibly opted for a small portion of fish and chips, while her greedy chauffeur went for the full-size job.

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Dainty portion of fish with three potato wedges, pee puree and tartare sauce
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Decent-sized fish and chips

Delightful assistant no.2 bypassed the fish temptation and plumped instead for a mushroom and brie burger, which turned out to be a burger bun containing a little lettuce and tomato topped with an enormous mushroom and melting brie. He particularly enjoyed the red cabbage coleslaw that came on the side.

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Satisfyingly filled, the merry threesome trooped off into the grounds of Balmakewan House for a pleasant stroll amongst the daffodils.

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Although the air was chilly, the sunlight through the trees was beautiful.

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There were several varieties of daffodil on display, white as well as yellow, and some splendid bi-coloured doublers.

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Some of the all-yellow ones had double blooms as well.

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After enjoying the daffodil woods the slightly chilled trio were glad to get back into the car, which had deliciously warm seats, thanks to the sunshine.

It was such a lovely afternoon that they took a circuitous route home via interesting small roads, stopping off for another pleasant walk on the way.

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Daffodil woods at Balmakewan.

First steps

Over the weekend, delightful assistant no.1 and her new knee had their first proper outing.

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She and her dear spouse hopped into the car and their chauffeur drove them the half hour or so to Dunkeld and Birnam, two small towns separated by a bridge over the River Tay.

Their destination was the Birnam Institute, a fine establishment hosting all manner of artistic and creative endeavours as well as rather a good cafe.

They settled themselves in by some potted plants, delighted to be out and about again.

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The menu provided sufficient temptations to whet their appetites and it wasn’t long before their choices were put down in front of them.

Delightful assistant no.1 opted for a baked potato with tuna and cheese,

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while her spouse went for one of the day’s specials: smoked haddock and spring onion fishcakes with mixed leaves.

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Their chauffeur chose a falafel burger with potato wedges.

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When they had scoffed their food, and subsequent hot drinks, they went out into the afternoon sunshine for a knee stretch.

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Delightful assistant no.1 outside the Birnam Institute, gently manoeuvring her new knee.

A recently opened bookshop and cafe had appeared across the road from the Birnam Institute, and they went to take a look.  The patient didn’t feel up to a browse, but they logged the possibility for another day.

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By the time she’d walked for a good fifteen minutes, delightful assistant no.1 was feeling well exercised and ready to drive home for a small sleep, but not before admiring some white heather in a garden, and the wooden silhouette of a rabbit on a step.

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The following day saw outing no.2 for the new knee. This time their chauffeur took the two assistants to nearby Davie Park, a wide expanse of grass with a pond and playpark, and suitably flat, well-made paths for easy progress with sticks.

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They enjoyed looking at the spring flowers starting to emerge from the undergrowth. Snowdrops were already out in profusion and there was a small patch of lilac crocuses. The daffodils were still green spears, awaiting their moment of glory.

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They walked as far as the pond, which was being used by a number of gulls, as well as ducks, before turning round to head back to the car park.

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By the end of the walk, the new knee had done half an hour’s continuous walking. The patient was tired, but pleased with her progress. Back home, after a well-earned luncheon, she lay down in bed for a nice restful sleep, happily recalling the joys of the day.

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Delightful assistant gets new knee

Towards the end of January 2017, delightful assistant no.1 was on track to check into the Golden Jubilee Hospital in Clydebank, near Glasgow. Having suffered for many years with arthritis in her right knee, her leg had become very bent and painful. A total knee replacement had been advised and a date made for the the surgery.

Two days before she was due to go into the Golden Jubilee, her chauffeur took her and her spouse off for an outing before the big procedure. Since the weather forecast looked promising to the north, they left behind the thick fog of Perthshire and scooted off into the bright sunshine of Aberdeenshire.

They arrived in the small town of Ballater at the right time for a spot of luncheon at The Bothy on the main street.

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After queueing for a table, they ordered some food and sat down with hot drinks, glad to be in out of the cold.

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Delightful assistant no.1 fancied the roast beef sandwiches, her spouse went for a brie and cranberry toastie and their chauffeur opted for a cheese and tomato toastie. The meals, which were accompanied by salad items, were pleasingly colourful.

They all enjoyed their food, but unfortunately had no room for any of the enticing sweet treats showing themselves off through a glass-fronted cabinet.

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Outside, the air was extremely chilly, but not wanting to miss the chance of fresh air and sunshine, the well-filled threesome decided on a short walk.

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Feeling chilled to the bone, they tried to hurry along. This unfortunately had a disastrous consequence for one of their little team. Delightful assistant no.1, walking a few steps behind her spouse at one point, somehow took a tumble and ended up on the ground. Kind onlookers clustered round to help her up, but she was badly shaken and feeling pained in the ribs. Carefully inserting her into the car, the rather sober trio made their way home and got her into the house as gently as possible.

Her condition worsened as the day wore on and she ended up being taken by ambulance to Perth Royal Infirmary’s Accident and Emergency (A&E) Department. Her spouse and chauffeur followed on a little later in their car, driving slowly through extremely thick fog. The unusually adverse weather conditions had the benefit of teaching the chauffeur how to find and use her fog lights, but it wasn’t the most relaxing of journeys.

They discovered their dear one perched in a wheelchair in A&E, waiting to be seen by a medic. Saturday nights are notoriously busy times in A&E and the staff were run off their feet. It was some time before delightful assistant no.1 was seen but, following examination by a doctor, she was eventually taken away for chest and face x-rays. The scans, when they were analysed, luckily showed nothing broken and she was sent on her way with a bundle of strong painkillers.

When Monday morning came round it was time to head off to Clydebank for her next hospital visit, this time for the much-anticipated knee replacement operation. The poor delightful assistant wasn’t in the best of states, but her rib pain had eased a bit and the chaps at the Golden Jubilee declared her fit enough for the operation.

She underwent surgery the following day and was moved into a high dependency unit afterwards. When they were permitted to visit, delightful assistant no.2, their chauffeur and the chauffeur’s sister sped off to Clydebank to see how the invalid was doing. They found her tired and rather sore, but glad to see familiar faces, and grateful for the companionship of Sandy, her faithful little rescue donkey. (Finding him sodden and full of sand on a beach a few years ago, she took him home and washed the sand out of him, and the two have been firm friends ever since).

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Delightful assistant no.1 with her devoted donkey chum.

Regular visits were made by delightful assistant no.2 and their chauffeur over the following days. During these times, while delightful assistant no.1 was being given her lunch in her room, the visitors usually ate lunch in the hospital canteen, which provided a surprisingly cheap and varied menu of hot and cold food. On a couple of occasions, when they fancied something a little more upmarket, they took a wander into the adjoining hotel bar area.

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Delightful assistant no.2 lounging around in the Golden Jubilee Conference Hotel.

One day they arrived on the ward to find the patient not only awake and clothed, but walking slowly along a corridor with two sticks. They couldn’t have been more pleased.

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Ten days after admission, complete with brand new knee, delightful assistant no.1 was released from hospital and taken home for further recovery.

If things go according to plan she should be walking more confidently in a few months’ time, possibly without any sticks at all, and with considerably less pain than she’s currently experiencing. An 80 year old limb takes time to mend, but with grit and determination, a positive attitude and the will to succeed great things are possible. Delightful assistant no.1 is very much looking forward to being out and about again, having more gentle adventures in the Scottish countryside, and enjoying the warmer weather when it comes.

Moss, gorse and woodland skills

It was a chilly Sunday morning when the delightful assistants ventured out before lunch, taking advantage of a bit of sunshine and calm conditions to get some exercise outdoors.

They set off in good spirits, looking forward to the delights of the countryside at Bamff, near Alyth in Perthshire.

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They passed a good many tree trunks thickly swathed in moss and lichen.

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The moss was in particular abundance, creeping over stone walls

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and clustering in rocky crevices.

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Bright yellow gorse flowers, offering a welcome burst of cheerful colour, caught the eyes of the walkers as they strolled along a small road.

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The assistants often stop during a walk to look at something. This not only enhances the interest of their outing, but provides the opportunity for a little rest. There were numerous stops during this walk, on one occasion caused by the unusual sight of exposed tree roots.

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On another, a long driveway with dozens, possibly even hundreds, of square tiles laid into the ground arrested their attention.

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Further on, a beech leaf on the tarmac was sufficiently engaging to stop them in their tracks.

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Towards the end of their walk they reached the Scottish Woodlands Skills Centre, which runs a range of courses, such as wood carving, chainsaw use and willow weaving.

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Not being in the market for woodland skills, they walked on past a copse of Scots Pines into a patch of precarious sunshine.

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As a few flakes of sleet began to fall, their chauffeur dashed back along the road to get the car. The assistants hopped aboard and sped homewards to much appreciated bowls of soup followed by hot mince pies.

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